
Everyone, big announcement, we have a NEW resident troll at The Dream Lounge HQ. This troll, who goes by Situate, so far, is hitting a home run, putting all former trolls to shame.
In fact, I think he scared his fellow, inferior trolls away.
Now, as such, we must fear this uber/L33T/super/mega/ultra/SSJ5 troll, for his wrath knows no bounds. As spotted in the above picture, his fervor for contradicting himself is, like much else going on in his head, limitless.
Since anything can mean everything, nothing, something, and kinda sorta maybe anything all at the same time, there is no defeating this beast. We must give in. We must compromise. We must sacrifice. We must be selfless. We must eat only plants. Especially those tasty grains and legumes — but only when dripping in RAPESEED oil.
And above all, we must be half pregnant.
There is no defeating a troll of this magnitude. It’s over guys. I am sorry. Happiness, success, and your ideals are not possible.
All hail king troll…























