Let’s Just Build a Moat Around the Damn Thing

The American Funny Money Printing Press — also known as the “federal reserve” — is one of the primary sources of our problems in the 21st century — in the American States, and otherwise.

(More accurately, it is the avenue by which our problems are perpetuated and further amplified in the name of “good intentions”, the “common wellfare”, and all sorts of other bullshit that does not align with reality, and in some cases, literally doesn’t exist).

This is why 45th president of the federal union of American States, Ron Paul, hounds so hard and so often on, you guessed it, the federal reserve.

Once president, he will work to re-legalize competing currencies, and through that, slowly abolish the “fed”.

If he runs into trouble, I propose he asks for donations — rather than using taxes collected with the threat of a gun in your face, if you don’t pay — to build a giant moat around the Federal Reserve.

This is necessary because there are not enough alligators in Washington — only snakes in suits.

Filling the moat with alligators will solve the problem.

Of course, it gets cold in DC, so a giant, impenetrable dome will have to be built around the FED — in the name of the alligators of course.

Finally, there will be no bridge over the moat. The reason is simple: federal officials who work at the FED must prove their courage every day they go to work. Swimming through the moat to get to work every morning would certainly prove just that. The president could easily sign an executive order making this a very simple requirement for all Federal Reserve officials.

If they don’t like it, or find it “unfair” — what a lame excuse — they can quit.

Stay tuned for the donation requests.

Oh, and check out Skyler’s blog about T21C.

— Anthony Dream Johnson

About Anthony Dream Johnson

CEO, founder, and architect of The 21 Convention, Anthony Dream Johnson is the leading force behind the world's first and only "panorama event for life on earth". He has been featured on WGN Chicago, and in the NY Times #1 best seller The Four Hour Work Week.    His stated purpose for the work he does is "the actualization of the ideal man", a purpose that has led him to found and host The 21 Convention across 3 continents and for 6 years in a row. Anthony blogs vigorously at TheDreamLounge.net and Declarationism.com.


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