Everyone, big announcement, we have a NEW resident troll at The Dream Lounge HQ. This troll, who goes by Situate, so far, is hitting a home run, putting all former trolls to shame.
In fact, I think he scared his fellow, inferior trolls away.
Now, as such, we must fear this uber/L33T/super/mega/ultra/SSJ5 troll, for his wrath knows no bounds. As spotted in the above picture, his fervor for contradicting himself is, like much else going on in his head, limitless.
Since anything can mean everything, nothing, something, and kinda sorta maybe anything all at the same time, there is no defeating this beast. We must give in. We must compromise. We must sacrifice. We must be selfless. We must eat only plants. Especially those tasty grains and legumes — but only when dripping in RAPESEED oil.
And above all, we must be half pregnant.
There is no defeating a troll of this magnitude. It’s over guys. I am sorry. Happiness, success, and your ideals are not possible.
All hail king troll SITUATE
– Anthony Nightmare Johnson
ps — RIP former troll Jeff. You are missed dearly old friend.
I havnt read anything buy situate but, I thought the bible thumping jeff, was particularley poor, his ideas were intellectually bankrupt- on his best day, Im sure the new guy is garabge, but at least jeffs gone lol
I bow to king situate the master of ROFL copters and LOLs. HAHA this post is hilarious.
“Especially those tasty grains and legumes — but only when dripping in RAPESEED oil.”
You f*cking moron. I’m gluten intolerant. You won’t find me promoting “grains”. Rapeseed oil? What is that?
Again, just shows what an idiot you are that not only do you not comprehend the comments on your own blog, you don’t even comprehend what you yourself write in your articles. Hence why it was so easy to p-own your ass wrt James Steele’s definition of exercise and Alisa Rosenbaum’s collectivist PR campaign for Zionist Israel.
But no hard feelings
“You f*cking moron. I’m gluten intolerant. You won’t find me promoting “grains”.”
“I LOVE roti cooked on a stove that uses cow dung for fuel.”
-Situate
“As spotted in the above picture, his fervor for contradicting himself is, like much else going on in his head, limitless.”
-Anthony Dream Johnson
Magical.
SITUATE, WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON GRAINS BEING A BAD IDEA DUE TO ANTI-NUTRIENTS AND EFFECTS ON INSULIN?
(I HOPE THESE CAPS CARRY THE MESSAGE TO THE UNDERSIDE OF YOUR BRIDGE, FAIR TROLL)
Aaron, read above. I’m gluten intolerant. I think you can surmise from that my opinions on wheat. Roti? I love it. I just can’t eat it.