What’s up man.
Welcome back to The Dream Lounge.
In today’s episode I want to brag about my new wife, Allyssa Johnson. As many of you know I left my ex-wife after discovering she was a prostitute. It’s a wild story with about 13 million gross views on YouTube.
I also have a pickup artist history of sorts where I bed several busloads of hot young thin (mostly white) women. My long term readers know I have a strong preference for hot young thin white women with colossal coconuts.
Of course as an apex alpha male you can’t just marry any random hot young thin white woman with major mammaries. You have to get a really good one who will be a great wife, mother, and grandmother to your legacy. A “ride or die bitch” so to speak. I am very picky about these things and you should be as well.
One of the reasons I chose Allyssa to date and marry, in addition to her big bazookas, snow white skin, tight young body, fresh fertile eggs, and long silky hair was very simple: she had a strong moral backbone, stronger than any I had ever seen in a woman of this kind.
This is very rare in hot young thin white women, and it is a critical ingredient in what I was seeking in a wife, mother of my children, and grandmother of my future grandchildren.
My own maternal grandmother was like this. She had courage, warmth, love, and a strong moral compass. She hated my own father with a passion because he had threatened to kill her, my mother, and my aunt many times, in addition to the never ending domestic violence issues.
A lot of young women today sadly do not give a shit about such things like right and wrong, good and evil, and standing up to speak the truth.
My wife on the other hand does. This has been obvious to me for a long time. There have been many instances where these character traits have been stress tested, and she always passed. Some minor, some major as in our conflicts with hospitals and doctors for our daughter.
However what she did in defending my honor, and the honor of our family while I was being aggressively defamed at my mother’s final funeral event, was astounding.
A Eulogy for my Mother, Rosemary Johnson
As many of you know my mom was murdered recently by my younger brother Devin Johnson. Police have since revealed in court that he stabbed her over 100 times, bought a plane ticket to Costa Rica after the murder attempting to flee the country, and at some point around the crime purchased bleach and paper towels at a nearby grocery store.
I was thrown out and abused like a piece of trash by law enforcement - literally in the middle of reading a eulogy for my murdered mother - of the mausoleum where my grandparents (and now mom) are entombed among the dead.
That happened while a woman was running around screaming, knowingly defaming me, and insulting the legacy of my mother. Disturbing the peace and the dead you could say given the setting.
Against a mob of dozens of people, who were also screaming in many cases directly at her, my wife stood alone against them in defending my honor, my mother, and that of our family.
The way she, and I, and even our daughter were treated was truly vile. This was a sacred event. I have never seen anything quite like this. I fully intend to sue the Sheriff’s office for excessive force at this point, and have 3 attorneys who want the case.
Regardless of that legal outcome - where I was not only abused by a cop but threatened with arrest for the crime of reading a eulogy for my own mother - my wife’s actions stand on their own merit. They were remarkable and morally righteous.
In my social media post some questioned if my mom would really spit in people’s faces. Over something like this? Yes I believe so. I did witness her spit in my father’s face on rare occasions, after being beaten to the ground. An act of defiance you could say.
To see her own eldest son, daughter in law, and 2 year old grand daughter get thrown out of her own funeral and me threatened with arrest, it would have driven her to total outrage. I fear that my words here are not even harsh enough. This entire final incident with the Lee County Sheriff’s office and the funeral attendants was truly disgusting and one of the most morally atrocious events I have ever seen in my life.
The officer who threw me through a door without warning, without identifying as law enforcement or even talking to me, put his own life and safety in serious danger. I did a threat assessment once outside and quickly realized he was in full uniform. Anyone else I would have beaten to the ground over this assault, or used significantly greater force to stop as necessary. This deputy was a fool to say the least and put everyone in danger acting like this.
I know a lot of you want to find hot young thin white women worth breeding. While they do exist, this is a difficult process to find one and then enslave her with a wedding ring and baby.
Sometimes I joke that I got the last one and the rest of you are completely screwed.
But perhaps not, maybe there is hope for the rest of you.
Maybe this story will inspire you guys to keep hunting for your ride or die bitch.
I got mine.
/s/ Anthony Dream Johnson