What’s up man.
Welcome back to another exciting episode of The Dream Lounge. Today we’ll be taking another look at former turbo trad wife turned bad bitch Brikaeli Guzy pictured above.
I’ve written about her divorce from social media and fashion guru Tanner Guzy twice before, one here in Trad Wives Gone Wild and later here in The Appearance of Perfection.
A lot of people think its rude that I go after her given my history with her and Tanner, but I don’t see anyone else doing the hard work of post mortems on fake trad hoes and influencer divorces.
If you haven’t heard of Brikaeli before, she was once upon a time a devoted uber trad wife with 7 kids, long hair, a busy kitchen, and modest attire.
Never missed church, never skipped making dinner.
Barefoot and pregnant was the way for her. Stomach full balls empty sir yes sir.
She did an entire interview here gushing about and cherishing the patriarchy.
A short time later… she snapped.
Chopped all her hair off
Filed for divorce
Got knocked up mid-divorce with baby number 7
Openly rebelled against motherhood
Covered her body in tattoos
In the blink of an eye she went from one end of the social spectrum - a staunchly religious traditionalist submissive house wife - to a strong independent feminist bad bitch that don’t need no man.
Although I’m sure she’s needed several men off Tinder from time to time.
Basically her life was one huge lie, and the turbo feminist normie eventually surfaced. Even alcoholic grifter Ryan Michler’s wife didn’t go off the deep end this hard divorcing under similar circumstances (and around the same time).
If I had to take an educated guess, Tanner was never the king of his castle, and this woman was at no point willing to submit to his authority.
It was all just a performance, the same way Mormonism is one big cosplay of Christianity. All of these things were just playing dress up for Brikaeli’s identity.
Today I’m a trad wife.
Tomorrow I’m a Mormon.
The next day I’m a divorced single mom bad bitch.
The thing about all these influencer couples is that they are all turbo-fake.
It’s a compound, amplifying effect.
Because 99% of social media influencers are fakes and frauds. When you fuse them together in a marriage the result is even more potent.
AJ Cortez and his street shitter boss babe wife are another great example of this phenomenon. They grift max on social media, preying on wounded simps, while she rules the roost at home.
Years from now they will divorce, it will be a big sob story about “spiritual growth” on her Instagram, AJ will have AI write a new book about how to be an alpha male while getting cucked in divorce court, and fans will cheer in amazement.
How brave and strong.
It’s sad really. You don’t have to be a fake or a phony.
You can be an authentic real ass nigga top G alpha male like me.
You can have a ride or die bitch submit for life.
But you can’t do any of that shit by being fake, living a lie, and evading reality.
The ultimate sin is willful irrationality. And that’s what all these posers do daily.
This is a big problem because you can’t cheat reality. Inevitably your sins explode in your face. The golden rule swings back around like a boomerang, smacking you straight in the face.
By the looks of it neither Tanner nor Brikaeli have learned anything since this debacle unfolded.
I want to close by saying that the fake trad wife thing is going to become a bigger and bigger problem. Women are highly adaptive destroyer beings, and this is the new “thing” to pretend and LARP around as.
Being fake is fairly easy, being authentic is hard. That’s why weak people choose to be fake clowns.
Tanner invited this shit show into his life. As did AJ Cortez, JP Sears, and all the rest.
Almost any “dating coach couple” or “influencer couple” is an epic disaster waiting to happen.
In the Guzy’s case it’s just particularly cringe. I’m half expecting her to slap on a pink pussy hat and come out as a lesbian at this point.
/s/ Anthony Dream Johnson
These people are liberals which is why they see everything up to and including sex as a Commodity.
In order for Capitalism to keep rolling foward liberals have to keep buying commodities and discarding old commodities so they can buy new commodities.
After they're done divorcing each other and being trans they will get Robot Husbands 🤖 ir brain augmented. Its going to be a forever spiral lower and lower forever.
At some point im going to convince you to live to mexico 🇲🇽 so you can get as far away as possible.
That's the riveting conclusion of this whole saga. Instead of being an Angry American just be a white Mexican.