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Red Pill Skankaroos 🦘

An essay exposing "red pill" conservahoes and skankaroos

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Oct 02, 2024
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Conservakunt superstar Rep. Lauren Boebert showing off her tramp stamps and standard skank issued cheetah bra 

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the biggest post wall slut of them all? You might think it's a pink hat feminist democrat, but today I will show you the ugly truth.

What’s up man.

Today we need to talk about conservahoes, conservacunts, conservaskanks, and their closely related manosphere cousins red pill hoes.

This is the real epidemic plaguing our country.

In the above photo you see US congresswoman Lauren Boebert.

The political right likes to refer to her as "based" and "red pilled" and a "gun toting MAGA pede", a great "conservative woman" to be sure.

That's the PG-13 propaganda anyway.

Lots of “staunch” conservative men were proud to vote for her and send her money, demonstrating what good little boys [beta simps] they were, not dreaded "misogynists" and "sexists" and "male chauvinistic pigs" oh no!

I'm picking on her as an example because earlier this week she made headlines getting kicked out by security from a musical performance in Denver, Colorado.

I've also met and spoken with her a couple times at CPAC in Orlando Florida as well as Dallas Texas (both 2021) before I knew much about her. 

I speak from first hand experience when I describe her vibe as bitchy cunt with a side of cunty cunt.

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Contrary to conservative propaganda, and as my good friend Ultra Testosterone has so graciously pointed out, in real life this "based conservative Christian woman" is actually:

  • A divorced single mom of 4

  • Getting banged out by a Democrat (confirmed)

  • Loud , obnoxious, hyper-opinionated 

  • Dresses like a whore 7 days a week with her tits flopping around

Which perfectly illustrates the state of American conservative women: complete feminist skankaroos.

A “skankaroo” for the record is defined here. Essentially it’s a woman who hops around like a kangaroo from ding dong to ding dong.

Incidentally Lauren also describes herself as a "born again Christian". Aka she's utilizing the Slut Retirement Plan in the realm of national politics.

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This millennial bimbo is a complete joke, and yet she's paraded around as a star hero by conservative beta males who worship at the feet of basically any slut pandering to their political beliefs.

It's a sick fucking joke and I'm tired of pretending it's not hilarious.

Lauren is not unique either, this is the norm for "conservative women" under 60 years old. They are basically retired club sluts and chameleons, slithering around like snakes.

At least blue haired, pink pussy hat, vegan socialist democrat wack job chicks are easier to spot. You expect them to be loud and degenerate whores.

What you see is what you get WYSIWYG ya know?

These conservacunts on the other hand will rail on Friday about "those damned hypocritical Democrats!" and then literally 24 hours later they will be getting face fucked by a far left Democrat in the back of a parking lot.

Then on Sunday they will go to church. Then on Monday they will get shit faced and escorted out of a public theater screaming at random people.

It sounds like something out of a movie, yet, this is real life. This is an elected official representing thousands of Americans in the halls of congress.

What would our founding fathers say?

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