The Art of the Dick Pic 🎨
And why women love them
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Welcome back to The Dream Lounge. Today we’re going to talk about dick pics, how to send top tier ones, when you should send them, and why all women love dick pics, even the bull dykes.
To begin with, dick pics are making headline news this week across America and the world.
NBC News: Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA) sent an unsolicited dick pic to a 24 year old on Snapchat who was seeking a job on Capitol Hill.
CNN: Inside the sudden downfall of Eric Swalwell
Fox News: Swalwell, Gonzales announce resignations in wake of allegations, shaking up Congress
The Guardian: Eric Swalwell officially resigns from House; Los Angeles county sheriff investigating rape allegation against him –as it happened
NPR: How Eric Swalwell’s fall was brought on by a network of women who organized online
Slate: If you really wanted to be governor of California, wouldn’t you be a bit more cautious about sending unsolicited dick pics?
There’s more to the story than dick pics, but most of it revolves around dick pics. Which is hilarious.
The short and sweet of it is (now former) Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-North Korea) sent women dick pics and did some other bad things. He did this as a sitting US congressman and while actively running for governor of California. In fact he was the “chosen one” destined to get the nomination and probably win in a slam dunk.
California to be clear has more people than most countries. It’s about the pop size of Canada.
That’s all over now. He dropped out of the race and actually resigned from congress.
I’m actually amazed he made it this far after the 2019 “fartgate incident”. The dude ripped ass, audibly and quite loudly on national news, MSNBC specifically. While bitching about Trump no less.
Actually much worse than fartgate, this dude married a Chinese spy who subsequently fled the country to evade charges. Just weeks ago he was threatening to sue the FBI who were/are about to drop files related to this.
I have to say I am impressed at how comprehensively this guy represents modern democrats. A leading candidate for governor who farts very loudly on national TV, allegedly rapes women, sends a bunch of dick pics, takes $300k money bags from China, and literally marries a CCP spy.
Wow
Talk about going for the gold. This is a fantastic rap sheet. A role model for young demonrats.
Meanwhile conservative republican skankaroos like house Rep. Lauren Boebert are jerking dudes off in public on camera and getting away with it. That’s fine. Everything’s fine.
Let’s stay on topic with dick pics though, of which I have been an advocate for many years. In fact this very newsletter was banned from Aweber in April of 2024 for publishing a free advice video about sending women dick pics, while wearing a Make Women Breed Again hat.
Here have a listen.
Aweber accused me specifically of selling “pornography and/or sex-related merchandising”. I guess the hat could qualify? Mostly I think it was the advice itself though. Even though the advice (and associated book) are free, they considered it selling, like selling an idea I suppose.
Terms of service mental and legal gymnastics to be sure. The only good thing is it eventually led me to Substack where I can write and think to my heart’s content with low fear of my entire newsletter suddenly getting nuked.
I stand by the advice given in my short 2024 video. Great advice is timeless.
Women Love Pro Bono Dick Pics
I may not be the top expert in the world on dick pics, but I have definitely achieved a high level of mastery in this area of life.
Honestly I don’t know how many women got dick pics from me in years past. (Only my wife gets dick pics these days of course). My best guess is somewhere between 500-1,000 women. Probably closer to the top end of that range.
Did I actually take that many photos? No of course not. I would never and could never be bothered to do so.
One of the primary purposes of sending dick pics is to be time efficient in the wider art of love and dating today. As the saying goes a picture says a thousand words. Therefore if you send ten women the same recycled dick pic from two years ago - that you know works because its worked many times over before with hot young thin women - that’s the equivalent of sending 10,000 words.
If each text message takes you ~10 seconds to send, you’ve just saved yourself an enormous amount of time compared to writing a 10,000 word novella spread across ten women (which would be worse than pointless anyway).
In virtually every single instance of those ten women getting your dick pic, they will respond very strongly. Sending a dick pic is a highly polarizing action. A strong response is almost guaranteed.
If you’ve never done this before, what will surprise you is how many responses will be overtly positive. From luke warm positive, to super positive, to boiling. Even half of the negative responses are fake - they’re testing your frame and congruence.
In other words are you a man of integrity who sends dick pics, or not? Will you stand behind your actions or will you apologize and slink away?
She’s trying to see if you are bluffing in other words, or otherwise inexperienced. If you are inexperienced then you haven’t been successful at sending women dick pics before. Therefore you are not pre-selected.
If you are not pre-selected by other women, then you are not worthy of being ravaged by. You are not a mystery puzzle box to unlock. She wants a man who is wanted by other women - many women who can potentially become jealous of her.
These are the rapid formulas women run in their head upon receiving dick pics. Are you the real deal or are you a newbie beta male who hasn’t read The 10 Laws of the Alpha Male yet?
She wants to know before putting your dick in her mouth. Women loathe beta males, and beta male DNA is particularly anathema to them. Most women do not even consider beta males human. Conceptually they view them more as farm animals to be domesticated and enslaved.
Alpha males by comparison are more like wild beasts who can and will tame them instead.
When it comes to fake conservacunts like Megyn Kelly, my basic problem with them is that they are completely fake whores without a soul. Performative virtue signaling puppets who spend their lives repeating talking points fed to them by producers.
Megyn says don’t send dick pics, yet she spent her entire adult life on her knees sucking chubby boomer dicks at Fox News to get where she’s at in life.
She is the media edition of this doll.
Just yesterday Ms. Kelly actually said to instead send pictures of your bicep, or, I swear to god, send pictures of your wallet.
Way to confess that most women are just gold digging whores hunting gullible beta males like wild hogs.
The truth is women love dick pics. They’ve loved dick pics since the dawn of dick pics in the late 2000s after the rise of smart phones.
As I’ve written about previously women are emotionally impulsive horny fucking animals.
Imagine your entire life is an emotional roller coaster. You bleed all the time. You have low to no impulse control. All social, legal, and cultural controls have been removed. And you are horny as fuck all the time.
What I’ve just described is the state of modern women: psycho-sluts.
No kidding they love dick pics. They are human beings. They like seeing the opposite sex naked.
They LOVE attention and validation. They crave it like crack addicts. Have you opened Instagram lately?
Making a man observably hard is the ultimate validation booster. It proves they are hot enough and actually aroused a man. Your woody at the same time communicates on a very primal level some degree of intent and desire to inseminate her eggs, to replicate her DNA.
Modern society has covered this up in 57 layers of nonsense. Every single time a woman makes you hard that’s what it means. And guess what? She likes it. Women want to be desired and more importantly feel desired.
All this moral posturing by media whores is just that, fake performative posturing. It’s not real. It’s classic beta male propaganda to keep beta males in the friend zone prison camp where they can be wallet raped indefinitely before being cucked out of the gene pool.
In my defense - and I strongly recommend this - all of my dick pics were pro bono. Never charged a dime for them. They served a very specific purpose as the tactical nuclear weapons of dating.
They skip all the bullshit and all the social fluff, getting right to the point, so to speak.
All Women, Not Some
I’ll close on this point.
There’s a lot of fake and retarded push back that vichy males and beta male propagandists will spread to slow the flow of dick pics out in the wild. One of the main ones is that only low quality women will like dick pics, or something of that nature.
This is stupid and not how real life works.
Women do hate dick pics from beta males, or suspected beta males. It’s not the dick pic itself they reject, it’s the beta male it represents.
If you are an alpha male and/or if she identifies you in her head as an alpha male, you could send her thousands of dick pics. She would put a heart on every single one enthusiastically.
If a woman truly believes in her heart of hearts that you are an apex alpha male, the ultimate alpha male in her life, she will swim through the Strait of Hormuz right now covered in magnets and shark bait for you.
She will do anything for you. Therefore any dick pics you do send will brighten her day as they land right in her face via her phone.
Which is perhaps the best thing of all about dick pics today. You can get a girl’s number off of social media or Tinder or whatever, and boom, your dick can land right in their face instantly, even half way across the world.
This is an amazing use of technology and while hilarious, it really makes your dating life a lot simpler.
And for you married men like me? Great way to spice things up. Keep things fresh. Oh my husband sent me a pic, what’s this?
Keeping her on her toes is the fastest way to get her back on her knees where she belongs.