Warm Wet Holes
I'm in the news, again, for something hilarious.
What’s up man.
For about 6 years now I’ve consistently, sporadically appeared in mainstream news. Some days I just wake up, my daughter comes running at me yelling DADDDYYYYY!!!!.
And then, five minutes later, I discover that I’ve been declared the leader of a “male supremacist hate group” by the SPLC. I don’t deny it of course. My masculinity is 100% toxic and I’m a proud male supremacist. Being a man is supremely awesome.
Alternatively I get to be front and center with Andrew Tate in a riveting bit of journalism - totally not a hit piece - from The New York Times titled How a Manosphere Star Accused of Rape and Trafficking Was Freed (link).
That one actually appears to have caused problems in real life for me. Oh well.
Other times, quite often, it’s just viral social media. Usually of Andrew and I, with him asking me about the legality of fucking 16 year old women in various countries or other scandalous questions. These tend to rack up a few hundred thousand or few millions views, then fade away, then resurface 6 months later like clockwork.
It’s quite amusing watching this cycle perpetuate itself, with me always looming in the background as some boogeyman or Wizard of Oz pulling strings. Yes I am the villain you purport me to be, enthusiastically so.
Today’s breaking headlines were unusual though in that they focused on a woman, a newly appointed federal judge, my very good friend and MWGA ally Judge Melissa Isaak.
Melissa was a guest speaker for me twice over at The 22 Convention in Florida with it’s historic mission to Make Women Great Again. Her speeches were quite popular and powerful, racking up over 5 million views on YouTube.
She’s also spent many years as a family law attorney fighting exclusively for men, in both Alabama and Florida.
I’ve identified her previously in this newsletter, along with Professor Janice Fiamengo and Lori Alexander from The Transformed Wife, as some of the only women on the internet you can trust in the war on feminism.
These 3 women you could say are “honorary men” today, in the same sense that Ludwig von Mises once called Ayn Rand “the most courageous man in America” way back in 1951. Janice for example would be “the most courageous man in Canada” today, apples to apples.
So this morning I was checking my Twitter - I refused to call it X - and I see people tagging me on a new video that published yesterday, with over a million views already.
Sure enough it’s Melissa and I, at CPAC 2021 in Orlando Florida, talking about warm wet holes aka women. This is the full interview if you wanted to get in on the action. Having just met her minutes beforehand I was pleasantly surprised by her candor.
It’s not often you hear female attorneys call (some) women warm wet holes.
I’m going to drop some media quotes for laughs now, but before doing so I want to opine that in my view, this media storm is a very obvious hit job on Melissa.
Not simply “the media is after her” but much more targeted and intentional. As in this is something with at least a little planning behind it, NGOs, some low level deep state shit, etc.
They see her as low hanging fruit to attack basically and someone is actually trying to get her removed as a judge for her comments with me and speaking at my conventions.
If you’re wondering how money trickles down from Alex Soros and friends, into the real world and real life PR attack storms, this is it. Someone gives the order, it flows down and eventually lands on social media and in the news.
Who Is Melissa Isaak? Trump Deportation Judge Called Women ‘Warm, Wet Hole’ - Newsweek
Isaak was thrust into the national spotlight after a resurfaced video clip began circulating online, in which she said: “There’s two types of women. There are good, solid, valuable women who are major assets to men—if you’re a good woman—and then there’s a warm, wet hole.” In a 2021 speech at an anti-feminist convention, Isaak said allegations of domestic abuse in family court were “one of the most abused” claims, International Business Times reported.
Trump Judge Says Some Women Are Just a “Warm, Wet Hole” - Yahoo News
During an interview with pickup artist Anthony Dream Johnson in 2021, Isaak claimed that “there are two types of women.”
“There are good, solid, valuable women who are major assets to men, if you’re a good woman,” Isaak said. “And then there’s a warm wet hole.”
The following year, she gave a speech on the matter for Johnson’s manosphere convention, 21 Studios’ Make Women Great Again, titled “Divorcing Feminism.”
“If the only thing you have to offer a man is sex, that’s what you are,” Isaak said. “And guess what? Guess who else has a warm, wet hole? Every other woman out there. What a horrible existence.”
She compared that to a “real woman,” a subtype that she said was meant to “catapult a man.”
“We’re powerful women, we are, if we use it in the right way,” Isaak said, specifying the necessity to use that energy for men.
Okay so I’m a pickup artist again. Historically accurate.
Trump officials hire ‘deportation judges’ with less training, experience - The Washington Post
Another recruit is Melissa Isaak, who alleged in a 2021 speech at an anti-feminist convention that accusations of domestic abuse by men against women and children are “one of the most abused allegations in family court.”
In the 2021 speech, Isaak said there were two types of women: a “real woman” who supports her husband and a promiscuous woman who is a “warm wet hole.” She also argued that statistics show more men suffer from domestic abuse than women
Stunning video of Trump’s new immigration judge Melissa Isaak calling women a ‘warm, wet hole’ - The Mirror
A “deportation judge” recently appointed by President Donald Trump is being accused of misogyny after she called certain women a “warm, wet hole” in a recently resurfaced video.
In a recently resurfaced video of an interview with a MAGA influencer, Melissa Isaak, one of President Trump’s controversial deportation judges, explains how, from her perspective, there are two types of women: those who are submissive to men and those who are merely a “warm, wet hole.”
“There are two types of women,” she tells the interviewer in the controversial video. “There are good, solid, valuable women who are major assets to men, if you are a good woman.”
“And then there’s a warm, wet hole,” she added, referring to what she deemed to be the second group of women.
She provided similar sentiments during a 2021 speech at an anti-feminist convention, comparing a “real woman” to an individual who supports her husband, and the second, promiscuous type.
Okay so now I’m a MAGA influencer. Very cool.
Jaw-Dropping Details of Trump’s New ‘Deportation’ Judges Revealed - The Daily Beast
In 2021, Isaak gave a speech at an anti-feminist convention saying there were two types of women: a “real woman” who supports her husband, and a “warm wet hole” who is promiscuous.
She also claimed that women and children falsely accuse men of domestic abuse at high rates in family court, and that more men suffer from domestic abuse than women. In fact, FBI data shows that most domestic violence victims are women.
Yes no shit the FBI data shows that. Women falsely accuse men, and on top of that men vastly underreport actual violence from women for a multitude of social and legal reasons. No one takes you seriously, and it’s a mountain to climb with police and courts.
Take it from me, I’ve been identified twice over as a domestic violence victim by the state of Florida with a female as the suspect. It’s a total shit show how the government handles this in totality.
Today’s comments about the FBI data have demonstrated yet again that 80% of people are too stupid to even breathe.
Trump’s new deportation judge with no immigration experience has several viral misogynist remarks to her name - MSN News
The remarks currently spreading online originated in a 2021 interview with manosphere figure Anthony Dream Johnson. The following year, Isaak expanded on the theme in a speech at Johnson’s 21 Studios convention, “Make Women Great Again,” in a session titled “Divorcing Feminism.”
During that speech, Isaak, who is now a judge, said: “If the only thing you have to offer a man is [physical intimacy], that’s what you are. And guess what? Guess who else has a warm, wet hole? Every other woman out there. What a horrible existence.” She contrasted that with what she called a “real woman,” a type she said would “catapult a man.”
She elaborated further: “We’re powerful women, we are, if we use it in the right way,” Isaak said, adding that such power should be directed toward men. “I’ve had people get offended, and they say, ‘You know, it’s horrible that you say warm, wet hole.’ I mean, well, if you have one and it’s not warm and wet, you might want to seek some gynecological intervention.”
Trump deportation judge was Roy Moore ‘men’s rights’ lawyer, backed ‘Make Women Great Again’ - AL.com
Several remarks made by Isaak from years ago are getting national attention after her appointment.
During a 2021 CPAC interview, Isaak, wearing a ”Make Women Great Again” hat, said she learned from her “toxic“ mother that there are two types of women in the world.
“Really what she taught me was there’s two types of women,” Isaak said. “There are good, solid, valuable women who are major assets to men, if you’re a good woman. Then there’s a warm, wet hole.”
In a separate video, Isaak claims that statistics demonstrate men are victims of domestic violence more often than women. That claim is contradicted by FBI data.
There are dozens more news reports but these are some of the bigger headlines and comments that caught my attention.
In conclusion I just wanted to brag about being in the news again for something very funny.
When it comes to mainstream news, I am like herpes. I never die, and I never go away, always vowing to return at the best of times.
For the record I support Melissa 100%.
Melissa is the singular exception to my rule against allowing any women in politics. She is the only American woman alive I would ever vote for, given the opportunity, and I’ve told her as much. That statement is meant to be taken literally too, there is not a single other woman in my country I would ever vote for.
You also should never vote for women as long as you live, including the 2026 mid term elections this year. Vote for the man, or abstain if he’s a democrat.
Thanks for tuning in.
/s/ Anthony Dream Johnson
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