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Warm Wet Holes

I'm in the news, again, for something hilarious.

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Anthony Dream Johnson
Apr 28, 2026
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Warm wet holes are hitting numerous mainstream news outlets.

What’s up man.

For about 6 years now I’ve consistently, sporadically appeared in mainstream news. Some days I just wake up, my daughter comes running at me yelling DADDDYYYYY!!!!.

And then, five minutes later, I discover that I’ve been declared the leader of a “male supremacist hate group” by the SPLC. I don’t deny it of course. My masculinity is 100% toxic and I’m a proud male supremacist. Being a man is supremely awesome.

Alternatively I get to be front and center with Andrew Tate in a riveting bit of journalism - totally not a hit piece - from The New York Times titled How a Manosphere Star Accused of Rape and Trafficking Was Freed (link).

That one actually appears to have caused problems in real life for me. Oh well.

Other times, quite often, it’s just viral social media. Usually of Andrew and I, with him asking me about the legality of fucking 16 year old women in various countries or other scandalous questions. These tend to…

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