Women are horny fucking animals
Your ultimate newsletter guide to planting your flag in Tinder women.
What’s up man,
Today we’re going to talk about something a little more practical for the alpha male lifestyle: how to mow down Tinder sluts like a Mexican in your back yard with a weed wacker.
The Dream Method™ I’m going to outline for you is what I used personally to slay dozens of women off dating apps with ease in my bachelor days after leaving my hooker ex-wife in 2016. All kinds of women. From good Catholic girls to your average skankaroos to apex super sluts and everything in between.
The above screenshot is a real example of this in action, and I have dozens of these for long term #MeToo purposes.
Daddy Dream has the master plan folks.
Uh, yes your honor. The first thing I ever said to this woman was that I wanted to have an orgasm on her face. To which she responded, as seen in Exhibit A provided by counsel, quote “I’m down ahha”. I am as confused as you are to why she is suing me 37 years later now that I’m worth $7 billion.
When it comes to online dating I worked from the maxim that simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. I didn’t want to do a lot of work to bang hot women after building the competence to do so. Time is more than money, it’s your fucking life, ticking away 1 second at a time. Excess complexity is also counter productive to actually navigating the modern hellscape sexual marketplace anyway. That’s like wearing Italian cement slippers to run a marathon.
You want to cut through the marketplace like a knife through butter. Simplicity and your sexual aggression are the razor’s edge here.
For those that have been paying close attention I also referred to this Dream Method in my most recent podcast with my good friend GayLubeOil.
Also I’m writing today’s newsletter knowing that most men have heads filled with loads of bullshit about dating, and particularly “online dating”.
“The manosphere” has also mostly failed to help anyone here. Either that “red pill dating coach” is an outright fraud, or, he means well but doesn’t have a clue with his “67 Step Tinder Plan” locked behind a $700 paywall.
The Dream Method™ is far simpler.
It’s a 4 step master plan to help you end your beta male mastubatory lifestyle forever.
Here you go.
Step 1: Collect matches (Tinder/Bumble/whatever)
Step 2: Copy and paste your Dream Opener™ (discussed next) as spam to all matches
Step 3: Get number with “#?”
Step 4: Send pg-13 dick pic (a picture says a thousand words). Rated R for advanced users only.
Case closed. Your journey to pound town is 80% over, just seal the deal.
It’s literally that simple as seen in the example.
Whatever stupid nonsense you have in your head about talking with her, throw that all out the window.
None of it’s necessary, none of it’s helpful. Women don’t really speak in words anyway, they speak the language of emotions. And as the title of this newsletter states women are horny fucking animals.
All women are impulsive, emotional, and horny as hell. They want to get their soul choke slammed by an alpha male god aka you after reading my free book.
Yes women want to get dicked down, she ain’t a robot son. To the maximum extent legally possible, as GayLubeOil says, women want to be owned. I don’t care if she’s a “bad girl” or a “good girl” or a certified “trad wife”.
Hell she can even be a fuckin bull dyke lesbo Thundercunt. Doesn’t matter.
The fact remains: she loves dick, seeing dick, getting dicked down, she loves everything about dicks.
The reason she “matched” with you in fact, 99% of the time, is because she wants your ding dong inside of her. Her “swiping” on you meant, in that tiny moment of eternity, my emotions tell me I want this man’s dick.
She literally wants your ding dong dude, that’s why she’s talking to you.
Now obviously I’m skipping over the “collect matches” part. I have opinions on that as well but those are beyond the scope and intention of this post. The bigger problem I see is that men don’t have a clue what to do once you get matches anyway.
The Dream Method™ solves all of that.
The Dream Opener™
TDO specifically is what was shown in the example screenshot. You can plug and play as desired. Usually I would switch it up when I got bored (for mass spamming), or something about the girl made it more relevant (aka big knockers).
The opener is literally: I want to cum all over your face/tits/ass and declare/make you my girlfriend.
The endcap emoji is optional. Single emoji only, multiple is fruity. I did find “declare” worked a bit better than “make” but both can work. Declare indicates preemptive ownership of her. Like early Americans conquering native American savages, you’re going to plant your flag in her.
Only add more to the opener if you really like a chick and are an advanced user/know what you’re doing. Otherwise the added complexity usually hurts you. Simplicity is king here.
Now as for the tree trunk image you’re going to send her right away once you get the number, pg-13 is usually the way to go. It’s 90% of the impact with far less risk of activating her Anti-Slut Defense (ASD).
For more tips and trade secrets on sending ding dong pics I made a 6 minute video here about the process titled “Alpha Male Wisdom: Send Women Ding Dong Pics”.
Bluntly speaking ding dong pics are the nuclear weapons of dating in today’s sexual marketplace. Drop those bombs Truman style folks.
For those with their thinking cap on sending a hot dog pic right away after an opener like this is what old school PUAs would call “congruence”.
It is a perfectly congruent alpha action, consistent with the sexual alpha dominance of the opener.
In her head you are clearly going from A —> B —> C.
Nothing about your actions is confusing at this point, you are very clearly a man on a mission that ends on her face.
Again for all you beta males out there, any delusions you have about women not loving dicks, being little angels and “the fairer sex”, that’s all garbage.
Women are horny fucking animals.
The best thing about ding dong pics is that today’s women are addicted to their phones. They are on their phone 24/7, even in their dreams. Naturally a dick pic then lands your dick right in her face.
Phone is 12-15 inches from her face, boom dick in her face. Like magic.
Now the most important element about The Dream Method™ to understand, something that is absolutely critical is this.
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