The Lord's Pretentious Snowflakes ❄️

A newsletter exposing the shithole of internet influencer culture.

What’s up my fellow apex alpha males.

I’ve been working with “influencers” since before the term existed way back in the mid 2000s. First pickup artists and dating gurus, then relationship coaches, fitness trainers, medical doctors, best selling authors, FBI agents, attorneys, philosophers, religious leaders, therapists, clinical psychologists, and one Navy SEAL vet.

World champion athlete and social media legend Andrew “Cobra” Tate was once even a confirmed and advertised speaker for The 21 Convention 2019 of Warsaw Poland. His fans to this day say his three interviews with me are the best in his entire history.

Well of course they were. Everyone else is a butt sniffer. Who would dare ask Andrew if he “fucks old fat women” but me?

I had actually never heard the term “influencer” until 2020 on a fishing trip with my now dead brother in law. On the way out to catching these grouper he was asking about my work, trying to understand it.

I tried explaining it a bit and his response was something like “Oh, so you’re an influencer, like on Instagram”.

My response was along the lines of “Ah. Er. No not really. I have an Instagram but its not important. I’m an entrepreneur. I build events for men all over the world, but mostly in Florida. Conferences and stuff.”

Suppose I am an “influencer” these days in the broadest sense of the term but reluctantly so. I never wanted to be and generally detest those people. I’ve always been a public speaker, entrepreneur, and professional troll first. I am your grumpy neighbor on the internet and I want you to get the fuck off my lawn. Pickup your dog’s shit down the street too you lazy fuck, stop polluting the neighborhood with your beast.

I’ve seen a lot of change and digital rot since 2006 though. Things have gotten exponentially worse as the manosphere and internet went mainstream. The normies invaded with a small computer in every hand and normieism is absolute cancer.

Mike Cernovich famously called the manospehre the “ghetto of the internet” around 2015. While that was true then I would say that the internet more widely and influencer culture in particular is such a shithole at this point that the whole thing is a sort of drug den/swamp.

That border around the ghetto of manospheria is largely pointless. It’s not just USAID bankrolling news outlets, DHS bankrolling NGOs, or muh Russia bankrolling select influencers - the whole fucking thing is AstroTurf.

“Right wing influencers”, fitness gurus, left wing lunatics, manosphere gurus, self-improvement gurus, wealth gurus, etc. Most of you have no idea how fake this shit is.

Most normies would wake up puking like this, freaking out, if I dumped all the shit in my head into yours. You couldn’t handle it.

Right wing and left wing normies alike say they want the truth. The clapping seals on both sides of this illusion think they are fighting for some noble cause. While I would definitely align more with right wingers, the truth is neither side has a strong hunger for truth.

Both sides are in love with lies, with the illusion of truth. Things that sound truthy and already align with your thinking. I mean if you don’t agree with it, how could it be true? Lol. That’s why America developed a uniparty masquerading as two opposing parties. Neo-conservatism and neo-liberalism have always been two sides of the same political coin. Both are deadly turbo cancers to America.

This is where “everyone I don’t agree with is a Nazi” came from. Right wingers aren’t much better in their delusions and hypocrisy. Recently converted “Christian conservatives” really make me laugh while making me sick.

Take former New Jersey gym owner and failed congressional candidate Ian Smith for example. Ian got drunk and ran a young man over, killing him in 2008. He then did his time, over 5 years in prison.

Okay, that’s a pretty serious fuck up. He went through due process, pleaded guilty, and spent over half a decade locked in some shithole prison. I find this outcome reasonable, and he gets a second chance to do better in life after he gets out. Fundamentally I’m not opposed to that.

So what does he do?

Gets drunk again, drives around again, and gets arrested (instead of killing someone again).

Derp.

While I’m in favor of second chances in principle, in real life people will blow these away 80-90% of the time. And I am not in favor of third chances.

Basically when someone fucks up or fucks you, they will keep doing this forever. The exceptions prove the rule.

You might say people don’t ever change. I disagree. They do change, usually (but not always) for the worse. This is how most normies and beta males respond to entropy. They wither and rot, getting fatter and more passive over time. At bare minimum they do the exact same dumb shit they have before, over and over again.

This is just how the world works right now, and for now. It’s a reflection of the philosophy guiding our people.

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You’ll find all this to be especially prevalent with alcoholics and other drug addicts. They are notorious, committed liars who no longer value the truth and reality. This is the entire purpose of abusing drugs for them, to escape reality, rather than face it, accept it, or change it.

They just run away, nursing (festering) their wounds and pain. It’s a vicious cycle they get caught in no doubt, but it’s also one of their own creation. I have little sympathy for these people and I’ve dealt with more than I care to share.

Now in spite of the above commentary, I’m not here today to rag on Ian being an alcoholic so much as I am to rag on him for being a liar, adulterer, and religious fraud. Also how he wants to fuck Jews (and maybe suck Jew balls).

Ian sent this gem off earlier today¹, bitching about “meaningless sex” and “controlling your lust” which was the last straw for me.

Now when it comes to “casual sex” with lots of women, I do believe it’s morally reckless - not immoral - just like Ian’s drunk driving.

Ian by the way has probably driven shit faced drunk hundreds of times in his life. That’s par for the course with people who get DUIs and literally run people over.

I say that about casual sex as a proud husband, patriarch, and also, as an alpha male stud muffin who fucked an 18 wheeler full of hot women.

Sincerely if we lined up all the women I fucked into a conference room, I think most of you would strangle me for hogging all the hotties. Mostly hot young thin white women but really I was an equal opportunity lover (minority women love white ding dongs). As a bachelor I had to carry a mop around with me, both to beat the women back and mop up all the puddles they would make. It was a mess.

When I take my wife to the bank they accuse me of being her father. When I post pics of her on social media people accuse me of being a “pedo”. She looks like she just got out of high school I guess.

Ian Smith on the other hand married a washed up single mom with tattoos Conovan Sharpe style. Then he cheated on her. Then at some point he joined other right wing NPCs in converting to some form of Christianity.

Just like he joined other right wing sheep in bitching about Jews 24 hours a day on social media. A trend he’ll give up on in 12-18 months as he moves on to the next shiny thing that catches his attention (like a woman).

Now you’re not supposed to know that Ian is an adulterer. You’re supposed to know he’s a patriotic gym owner, author, self-help guru for men, public speaker, public figure, frequent drunk driver, and recent political candidate.

How do I know Ian cheated on his wife then?

Well he told me. And half a dozen other men at The 21 Convention 2022, on a break in the hallway. It was a remarkably casual comment, and to be fair, he allegedly wasn’t proud of it as I remember hearing it.

This is something people talked about throughout the event for the record, not just a one off conversation.

I don’t blame him for being ashamed. That’s an authentic and fair response. Infidelity and adultery are really shitty, trailer trash, dishonorable behavior.

In fact as a proud Christian patriot I’m sure Ian knows that Jesus was watching him closely stick his dipstick in a whore after vowing before God to never do that. I’m sure Ian knows adultery is a mortal sin (Exodus 20:13-14, Leviticus 20:10, Genesis 20:9, Genesis 39:9) and that he is probably going to burn in hell forever now, getting ass raped and gang banged by all those big bad Jews he hates for eternity.

Both by their big Jewish schnozzes as well as their trimmed and kosher schlongs. But hey maybe he’s into that? Some have suggested to me that Ian is closet gay. I don’t know to be honest, my gaydar is bad on a good day. Five years in the slammer is a long time, and I could see him being a big gay bi-sexual bear like Jack Murphy.

Time will tell. Nothing would surprise me here.

While Ian has from time to time tried to PR confess and shape public opinion about his drunk driving stunts, this adultery stuff has conveniently never come up online since I heard it from his own mouth in 2022.

And it should have by now, given his own website which claims²

Ian’s philosophy centers on resilience and authenticity. While many share only their successes, Ian embraces the full narrative, including failures and setbacks.

He recently launched a transformative 90-Day Men's Group and offers personalized 1-on-1 online coaching to help individuals unlock their full potential.

Huh.

No mention of this great sin or mortal sin anywhere online from Ian. Strange.

I wonder if any of these (Christian) men paying for coaching or his “men’s group” know that he’s a mortal sinner like this.

My guess is they don’t, because it would be bad for business.

Ian is already spazzing out AJ Cortes style, running for the hills today. No surprise here. They all run.

This is all just really fucking gay to me. No I don’t want to hear Ian Smith say that “a man who controls his lust is a threat to subversive forces” because he has zero control over his own “lust”.

Ian is a man in his 40s and has demonstrated the impulsivity of a drunken 15 year old kid for the better part of 20 years now.

It’s pathetic, vaginal, and unmanly.

If you want to be a lying, cheating, piece of shit husband - and blab about it in person - then you don’t get to go on the internet preaching the opposite with a clean slate.

Because that is a fundamental lie.

Christianity they say is a religion for sinners sure, but that doesn’t mean you get to be a shitty Christian scott free.

You can safely ignore the steroid abuse and machismo of this faggot blowhard. Ian is like a woman. He wants to have his cake and eat it too.

The truth is Ian probably doesn’t give a shit one way or the other about his conversion to Christianity. Most converts don’t. It’s just a big game of niche marketing, pivoting, and grifting. Like chameleons they just change appearances based on the trends of the day. Whatever puts them into an online tribe enough to milk it for money, until the next thing comes along.

Playing musical chairs with the origin of the universe every 3 years? Ya sure bro, why not.

Some of you will say that Ian is engaging in psychological projection here on “controlling lust”. However I think fellow hyperborean alpha male

GLO

‘s term of “psychological leaking” is more appropriate here.

GLO leading a revolt of the beta males.

Not only is Ian’s bullshit tweet “catnip for conservatives”, he cannot resist the temptation - the duper’s delight - in talking about controlling lust.

Ian has remarkably little control over his own body, much less his sex drive. He’s basically a feral animal, like a woman in heat.

This is common though. We live in a culture that does not worship the truth, patriotism, god, or even money. None of that shit.

In America we worship lies and fat women. That’s why the ultimate blasphemy is not against our founding fathers or even God, the highest and most forbidden blasphemy is against women.

It’s sickening.

Western culture is truly sick. There is little love for honor and integrity - integrating your convictions into reality through action. None of this makes any sense to Ian. He wrote that tweet probably stone sober, actually believing it, in total denial of his real life.

I want to be clear in closing that as annoying as this is to see, I’m not even picking on Ian Smith. The most important point of this newsletter is that this kind of hypocrisy is absolutely normal for digital influencer gurus.

Right, left, manosphere, fitness, money, whatever. Doesn’t matter. Almost all of them do this.

To those who would say I’m some puritan or purity spiraling, go fuck yourself.

A Catholic friend once said to me “You’re more Catholic than most Catholics”, which as a retired Catholic I really appreciate.

Most religious men are just goofy beta males who like to play dress up with the magic woo woo bullshit. The easy, fun stuff. The ritualistic vampirism and cannibalism, etc.

The hard stuff? The real life stuff? Like living up to your beliefs with a deadly intent? Like taking your marriage vows as seriously as life and death?

They don’t give a shit. They are soft, squishy worms, and most of them will live that pathetic way their entire lives.

The “puritan” bullshit is just cope for a total lack of standards - something often promoted by frauds to cover their tracks. “Same team bro”. “Friendly fire bro”. Excuses, reasons, rationalizations. All nonsense.

This is all super gay and retarded. I am not on the same team as adulterers, drug addicts, and weak men. Get the fuck off my team and get the fuck out of my country. You are cancer.

Men like Ian live by lies and will die by the same someday.

There is no cheating of reality, ever. For every knee shall bow to the glory of Ayn Rand and the Objectivists shall inherit the earth.

/s/ Anthony Dream Johnson

1. https://x.com/iansmithfitness/status/1888594971512525069

2. https://iansmith.biz/