The Lord's Pretentious Snowflakes ❄️

A newsletter exposing the shithole of internet influencer culture.

What’s up my fellow apex alpha males.

I’ve been working with “influencers” since before the term existed way back in the mid 2000s. First pickup artists and dating gurus, then relationship coaches, fitness trainers, medical doctors, best selling authors, FBI agents, attorneys, philosophers, religious leaders, therapists, clinical psychologists, and one Navy SEAL vet.

World champion athlete and social media legend Andrew “Cobra” Tate was once even a confirmed and advertised speaker for The 21 Convention 2019 of Warsaw Poland. His fans to this day say his three interviews with me are the best in his entire history.

Well of course they were. Everyone else is a butt sniffer. Who would dare ask Andrew if he “fucks old fat women” but me?

I had actually never heard the term “influencer” until 2020 on a fishing trip with my now dead brother in law. On the way out to catching these grouper he was asking about my work, trying to understand it.