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Just Cunty Things ☢️

An essay exposing and roasting "Just Pearly Things"

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Anthony Dream Johnson
Oct 05, 2024
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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the biggest red pill hoe of them all? You might think it's Jordan Peterson's slut daughter with herpes and soon to be single mom (again), Mikhaila Peterson. While that would be a good guess, you would be mistaken. Get ready to choke on another red pill in today's episode of Manosphere Retard Shit Show.

What’s up man,

Today we need to talk about Red Pill Hoes™ and the pandemic of simping in the ongoing dumpster fire of the manosphere.

This issue is closely mirrors to the simping epidemic for conservahoes that goes on in conservative political circle jerks.

You can read up here on conservacunts if you missed that newsletter or need a quick refresh.

One of the reasons that red pill retards and conservacucks exhibit much of the same behavior is that both are made up overwhelmingly of beta males. 

And life for all beta males - of all creeds and colors - is primarily a masturbatory experience. 

Whether physically, psychologically, emotionally, or intellectually, the name of the game for beta males is masturbating themselves to oblivion and avoiding reality as strongly as possible.

How well can you jerk yourself off in your head to avoid the truth? Beta males are certified professionals at this sort of mental masturbation.

Beta males want the illusion of truth, not the actual, literal truth. The authentic truth is abrasive and highly disruptive to their masturbation experience, which is a top priority for them to practice daily.

You see without this constant mental masturbation to distract them, they would be forced to confront a very dark reality, which is the last thing they want to do.

The beta male masturbatory experience is a lot like praying in this sense. They have to publicly simp for (pray to) red pill hoes and conservahoes.

They have to worship at the feet, suck the toes, and lick the buttholes of red pill hoes and conservahoes on the internet. Anyone interrupting that process - like me - is an existential threat to the masturbatory system they've built in their heads.

And who is the queen of queens in this red pill masturbation department?

Red pill Jezebel whore Just Cunty Things of course.

Otherwise known as "Pearl" you may have seen her on Tik Thot or YouTube. She parades around the internet as an anti-feminist crusader for men with an army of over a million beta male slaves.

But how big of a feminist jezebel whore in this chick?

Very big. 

Let's have a look.

Pearl is a spoiled, chubby, 26 year old bimbo with zero relationship experience, constantly yammering on about marriage and relationship advice.

She has zero life experience and comes from wealthy parents who are actively involved with feminist organizations to this day.

She's never been married, engaged, or even held a relationship.

Living in London now she's getting openly and exclusively banged out by black guys.

If she fell in love with and married some random black dude, I would let that slide. Love is powerful. This is more like a gang bang revenge tour on daddy with London's finest dark chocolate.

Keep in mind this is a female who openly bitches about "high body counts" on women and mocks other women for being delusional feminist sluts.

She's the "anti-feminist" who acts exactly like a proud feminist boss queen. 

  • Career focused

  • Loud

  • Obnoxious

  • Getting banged out with BBC 24/7

  • Infertile/sterile

  • No kids

  • No marriage

  • No relationship

  • Advises men to clip their nuts (effectively self-castration)

In other words she is the exact thing she bitches about and panders to men about.

A fat, feminist slut who talks too much and is openly working on a body count that rivals John Wick.

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