The Tactical Guide to Sending Dick Pics
How to Weaponize Your Ultimate Tool
What’s up man.
Welcome back to The Dream Lounge. Today’s edition is a direct follow up to my seminal work in The Art of the Dick Pic and is distantly a response to dick pics making headline news with regard to now former house Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-China).
That newsletter post was a hybrid of advice, political/cultural commentary, and the philosophy of dick pics if you will.
Today’s newsletter is going to be far more in the direction of practical nuts and bolts. A tactical guide to creating and sending women dick pics.
Legal Disclaimer
First things first, I’m not responsible for anything you do. I know who is though: you. If you do not agree then get off my blog. Good bye.
As far as I know sending women dick pics is legal in almost every state, in and of itself. A few states are gay and retarded exceptions though including: Texas, California, Michigan, New Hampshire, New York, and Virginia.
Feminist cunt organizations like Bumble have been trying state by state to specifically outlaw unsolicited dick pics. (But women sending unsolicited boob pics is fine, naturally).
While this is worthy of an entire newsletter, in short, sending adult women unsolicited dick pics is the free speech issue of our time. All of these state laws are - in my view - blatantly unconstitutional on 1st amendment grounds. I suspect SCOTUS would decide in favor of dick pics if a case was ever brought to them by Jew, Kike, and Associates. The again what law firm has the balls to stand up for dick pics?
Your honor, these dick pics are clearly in line with the bill of rights.
Why Send Women Dick Pics?
The Art of the Dick Pic dives into this subject more. Briefly, women love dick pics (from alpha males or suspected alpha males). Proper dick pics, tactically deployed, are the nuclear weapons of dating today. They are like rocket fuel for succeeding with women. Which women? All of them.
Because 99% of women are addicted to their phones and fully locked in with their phone in their face, a well tuned dick pic landing in her face is like a surgical nuclear strike on her “lizard brain”. It demonstrates rock solid confidence and a high risk tolerance. Beta males in contrast are consistently conflict and risk averse. Women know this and smell it a mile away. They hate it.
A proper dick pic on the other hand is pro-conflict and sexually aggressive. It shows in action - not words - that you are willing to risk losing her.
It shows in actions that you are a leader and leading her in the exact direction you want, dick first.
Basically dick pics are a huge short cut, skip mountains of bullshit, escalate the budding relationship very quickly, and it gives her the excuse to send nudes back without feeling like a huge slut. Well he started it.
Dick pics are a super effective cheat code to navigating today’s sexual marketplace.
Fighting Dirty
At the risk of preaching to the choir most men are nice guys today. Good guys. Beta males. They color inside the lines, play it safe, and don’t send dick pics. These men are extremely boring to women - and rightfully so - who are themselves emotionally impulsive, highly sexual, horny fucking animals.
Beta males fundamentally do not understand this. They have a naïve view of women, that women are wonderful, gentle, morally pure creatures.
Surely no good woman or high quality woman would love dick pics. Would feel desired and hot and aroused from said dick pics. No good woman would share good (and bad) dick pics in her friend chat groups for feedback.
That’s all nonsense of course. Women are feral, wild creatures. Particularly today free of all social and legal restraints. Women not only love dick pics (but will never admit so in public), they usually want to get fucked so hard they start making monkey noises. They want to have crazy monkey sex with an apex alpha male.
Even the best dick pic in all of history is like 1/100th the intensity of what they really want. Women sit around book stores for example reading “romance” (rape) novels - the authentic female equivlaent of porn. They also line up by the fucking millions to watch women get butt plugged in the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy.
With all this in mind, women fight dirty in sexual politics. They are ruthless and cut throat in their sexual goals and tactics. Among each other and with men.
Oh no girl that doesn’t make you look fat at all, you look GREAT!
Translation: I hate that bitch, she looks fat at as fuck in that outfit, stupid cunt. I already fucked Brad anyway.
They will not hesitate to fight dirty, and they do all the time anyway.
Women are covered in 10 pounds of make up today.
Every photo you see online was taken 157 times at different angles.
7 layers deep of filters and photoshop
Premium AI tuned her butt/boobs/waist
Fake hair
Fake boobs
Fake lips
Fake eyelashes
Fake nose
Fake ass
Padded bras
Stuffing tissue paper in her bra/jeans
The list goes on.
These bitches are cut throat, and this is nothing new. Women are simply adapting new technologies to get ahead, and out compete other psycho-sluts for the best alpha males.
Women do all this, and you aren’t willing to send one fucking dick pic?
Get real dude. Love is war. Total fucking war.
Fight to win, hit send on that dick pic.
Dick Pics for Dummies
Dick pics are a work of art like any other photograph.
You do not want your dick pics to end up in the deleted graveyard of dick pics on her phone. You want to go directly into her favorites folder, and land in her friend chat group, with her friends asking for your number.
You want your dick pic to be so legendary that she is still swooning over it years later in a dick pic hall of fame she keeps.
That’s the goal more or less.
What this means in practice is that getting a basic understanding of photography will go a long way and put you miles ahead of the newbies sending trash tier, forgettable dick pics.
This free introduction to photography from Adobe is a good place to start, and there are countless YouTube tutorials to learn from. You do not need to be an expert photographer.
Get a basic understanding of how lighting, shadows, angles, depth of field, rule of thirds, etc work. This will put you leagues ahead of the competition out there.
As far as equipment goes, phones have good enough cameras today. This isn’t 2009. If you happen to have a nice DSLR laying around I guess you can use that, but probably overkill. The phone will work fine dude.
As far as quantity goes, you don’t need to take that many. You are not a chick, 150 photos is way, way excessive.
It’s far more important to field test the ones you have, evaluate the responses with a large enough sample size of women, and prune what you have down to the top 2-4 performing dick pics.
Once you have that, you’re golden man. You can take new ones once a year if you want, even that is optional.
The rest of the newsletter is for premium Dreamers only. You can get a free trial if you aren’t signed up yet. Here’s what is covered:
When to Send Dick Pics
PG-13 or Rated R? (Anti-Slut Defense Systems)
Staying Safe Sending Dick Pics
Advanced Dick Pic Strategies
What to Do if You Have a Baby Dick
